Wednesday, November 14, 2012

DAY 14: WEGO Health's National Blog Post Month

DAY 14 - My life as a reality show.

So when planning my post it actually turned into more of a soap opera but anyway, here goes....


The rich head honcho of the town is played by my brain. Like the man who has so much money he runs the town my brain has full control over everything I do.
The rich head honcho's bratty son is played by Lil' Crohnsie Bit. Having a drug problem and throwing random temper tantrums are common problems between both.
The roles of the two beautiful women that the head honcho's son are currently both dating are played by none other than my eyes and mouth. One day Lil' Crohnsie Bit messes with one one day, and the other the next.

The part of the mysterious gangster that comes to town one day and throws the whole town on its head is played by my Hemachromatosis. It kind of just showed up out of nowhere and gave my brain a run for it's money.
The part of the other, younger stranger that shows up to town shortly after the first gangster and he turns out to be that gangster's son is played by my heart palpitations. There had to be a reason for them to be there all along! *GASP!*
And last but not least the random person that gets hit and killed by a stray gang fight bullet is my liver. With all of the iron in my body that sucker never had a chance....

Now on to the resident hunk that never seems to want to put on his shirt. This is played by my hip arthritis. And the girl that falls for the hunk is my knee arthritis. And of course their illegitimate love child is played by my ankle arthritis. But when the hunk has an affair with the town's other beauty this is like when the arthritis moves into my arms and hands.

The "futile at best" police force is the Remicade I receive every 6 weeks. It tries it's hardest to rein in the residents but with so many storylines going on at any given time they get lost as well.

Other citizens sometimes get pulled into the action (AKA iron levels, platelet levels).

What will happen next on "Days with My Body"? Tune in next week(or never because it's absolutely ridiculous) for the exciting conclusion!

Did anybody follow this?
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